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A man escapes from prisonwhere he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and a gun and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair while trying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband tells the wife: "Listen, this guys is an escape convict, look at clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he want sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry he will kill us. Be strong honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was GAY, thought you were cute and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too."

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