Sunday, January 25, 2009

Happpyyyyyy Chinese "Ox" Yearrr!!!!

Yo people, boys and girls whom I cherish most,

My first time posting something up here, just wanna take this time to wish everyone a very prosperous, joyous and happy new year ahead.

Let's make this year the most electrifying, bone-crushing, spine-chilling, eyebrow-raising, gut-spinning.......... *hmm, can't think of anymore words* anyways, let's just make this year the most for all wokeh??

This is something I got from the web, so I thought wanna share with you guys!!

What will you do if you have 2 cows...

A TRADITIONAL CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grow. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.. You then create clever cow-cartoon images called "Cowkimon" and market them worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad (MAD COWS)

A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them, 500 pumping melamine. Next you say the milk very "hor liao" and good for protein. You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested for fraud.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre. Then midway through, you raise the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20. The buyer decides you can keep the milk. They go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or cow urine instead. Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

What about 0901PM8 Corporation? You have 2 cows. One Cow-Peh and the other one Cow-Bu because exams are coming right after the CNY break!!

Happyyyy "COW" year guyssss....

HERE I wishh allll of youuuuuu my dear studentssss a happy holiday, be safe!!! have fun.... and come back to college, refresh and restored! Blessed Chinese New Year everyone!!!! God bless you all!

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